Vintage Beauty Queen! Miss Hawaii Doesn't Leave the Islands Much

In the wake of the horrible answer given my Miss Teen South Carolina during the Miss Teen USA pageant has opened up the vault of old pageant horrors. This video from some time in the mid-eighties (see:big hair, sparkles, Alan Thicke) shows a Miss Hawaii talking about the diverse beauty of the United States but she could only think of the great things in Hawaii. We get it, the mainland sucks!